Figmabhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Figmabhug created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figmabhug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Figmabhug, he will not care.

Figmabhug's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Figmabhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about fire.