Minjingam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, narcissistic wasp.

Minjingam created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minjingam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Minjingam, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Minjingam's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Minjingam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Worship no other gods but Minjingam.