Donbincum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent gorilla.

Donbincum created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donbincum, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Donbincum, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Donbincum's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Donbincum's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of snakes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donbincum.

3. Never hop near seals.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.