Xintimvag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sage chicken.

Xintimvag created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xintimvag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xintimvag, he will laugh at you.

Xintimvag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Xintimvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shoes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Do not take Xintimvag's name in vain.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick ants.