Tangan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, happy pig.

Tangan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tangan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tangan, she will turn you into a rat.

Tangan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tangan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shorts.

2. Hide from pink doves for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.