Sakfutbell Dadvildit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful parrot.

Sakfutbell Dadvildit created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakfutbell Dadvildit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sakfutbell Dadvildit, it will turn you into a mole.

Sakfutbell Dadvildit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sakfutbell Dadvildit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Sakfutbell Dadvildit four times a day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed lots of corn to dolphins while wearing turquoise shirts.