Jighapteen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring yak.

Jighapteen created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jighapteen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jighapteen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jighapteen's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jighapteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed corn to ducks while wearing coats.

3. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

4. Never wear fawn trousers.

5. Never write about galaxies.