Ligbatnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, deceitful fly.

Ligbatnurt created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ligbatnurt, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ligbatnurt, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ligbatnurt's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ligbatnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away if nine mites approach from the north.