Parkwitbellcenbodflyquam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane clam.

Parkwitbellcenbodflyquam created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkwitbellcenbodflyquam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Parkwitbellcenbodflyquam, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Parkwitbellcenbodflyquam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Parkwitbellcenbodflyquam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Parkwitbellcenbodflyquam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Parkwitbellcenbodflyquam.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must pray to Parkwitbellcenbodflyquam three times a day.

5. Fast once a month.