Sadmegnil is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable dog.

Sadmegnil created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadmegnil, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sadmegnil, he will send you a sign.

Sadmegnil's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sadmegnil's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sadmegnil first in all things.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never think about gravity near geese while wearing orange scarves and balancing three carbon spheres on your feet.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always take life seriously.
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