Vidpagrig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, stupid mouse.

Vidpagrig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Vidpagrig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vidpagrig, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vidpagrig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vidpagrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill ducks.