Bugbumwan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, capable snake.

Bugbumwan created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Bugbumwan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bugbumwan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bugbumwan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bugbumwan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bugbumwan.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing yellow shoes and balancing six aluminium spheres on your back.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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