Kabbestomt is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonest sheep.

Kabbestomt created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbestomt, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kabbestomt, he will be very sad.

Kabbestomt's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kabbestomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.