Yattdodmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, effective aardvark.

Yattdodmeg created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Yattdodmeg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yattdodmeg, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yattdodmeg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yattdodmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Hide if four sharks approach from the east.

4. You must love Yattdodmeg.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Yattdodmeg in the centre of the settlement.