Volbogbast is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful swallow.

Volbogbast created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volbogbast, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Volbogbast, it will turn you into a snail.

Volbogbast's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Volbogbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Volbogbast's name in vain.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing purple shirts.

3. Never skip in the presence of otters.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Volbogbast loves birds, so they must be honoured.