Lennigbumsadmad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking bat.

Lennigbumsadmad created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lennigbumsadmad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lennigbumsadmad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Lennigbumsadmad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lennigbumsadmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lennigbumsadmad's name in vain.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not make images of living things.