Lennigbumsadmad is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking
bat.
Lennigbumsadmad created gold eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lennigbumsadmad, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Lennigbumsadmad, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Lennigbumsadmad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Lennigbumsadmad's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Lennigbumsadmad's name in vain.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not make images of living things.