Wodnurbim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless rat.

Wodnurbim created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodnurbim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodnurbim, he will jump up and down on your head.

Wodnurbim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wodnurbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.