Guthimbumdudgodtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy manatee.

Guthimbumdudgodtetti created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guthimbumdudgodtetti, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Guthimbumdudgodtetti, she will cry a lot.

Guthimbumdudgodtetti's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Guthimbumdudgodtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Do not listen to music.