Quagbab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring squid.

Quagbab created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quagbab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quagbab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quagbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide if seven bats approach from the east.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.