Gephenpop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, generous jellyfish.

Gephenpop created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Gephenpop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gephenpop, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gephenpop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gephenpop's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.