Fasjigcum is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, temperamental chicken.

Fasjigcum created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasjigcum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fasjigcum, it will not invite you to parties.

Fasjigcum's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fasjigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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