Ditfomtof is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate dragon.

Ditfomtof created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ditfomtof, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditfomtof, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ditfomtof's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ditfomtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the south.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.