Bottonyat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident turtle.

Bottonyat created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bottonyat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bottonyat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bottonyat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bottonyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.