Larpfodomin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, almighty hydra.

Larpfodomin created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpfodomin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larpfodomin, he will make you grow a tail.

Larpfodomin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Larpfodomin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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