Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin
is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, self-confident
guinea pig
.
Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin
created Europe five million years ago.
If you believe in
Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin
, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin
, he will have a low opinion of you.
Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin's
most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin's Holy Commandments
1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never think about electromagnetism.
3. Always wear orange.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing black ear rings.
5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
Votes: 2
Vote for this god
Previous god
Next god
Generate gods