Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-confident guinea pig.

Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yatlargjip Cinbimlist Nabbagtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing black ear rings.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.