Mipxin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, moody dragon.

Mipxin created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipxin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mipxin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mipxin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mipxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your legs red.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always stare at clouds.