Gabyarpkancud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage hamster.

Gabyarpkancud created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabyarpkancud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabyarpkancud, he will not care.

Gabyarpkancud's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gabyarpkancud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.