Sindibzan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair dolphin.

Sindibzan created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sindibzan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sindibzan, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sindibzan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sindibzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to porpoises while wearing indigo skirts.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Never chant in holy places.