Hugbifhatxenmipdodtenqueeg Jinflapnil is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hugbifhatxenmipdodtenqueeg Jinflapnil created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbifhatxenmipdodtenqueeg Jinflapnil, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hugbifhatxenmipdodtenqueeg Jinflapnil, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hugbifhatxenmipdodtenqueeg Jinflapnil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hugbifhatxenmipdodtenqueeg Jinflapnil's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from blue mice for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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