Cenratdud is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty squirrel.

Cenratdud created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenratdud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cenratdud, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cenratdud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cenratdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near moths while wearing yellow boots.