Tinnegfen Femvablid is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective
rat.
Tinnegfen Femvablid created humankind five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tinnegfen Femvablid, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Tinnegfen Femvablid, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Tinnegfen Femvablid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Tinnegfen Femvablid's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.
2. Do not take Tinnegfen Femvablid's name in vain.
3. You must never eat garlic.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Learn nine new languages a year.