Lenragbonhubsisnulban is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless hyena.

Lenragbonhubsisnulban created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenragbonhubsisnulban, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lenragbonhubsisnulban, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lenragbonhubsisnulban's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Lenragbonhubsisnulban's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near eagles.

2. Always obey Lenragbonhubsisnulban's priests.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.