Veennullmip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome whale.

Veennullmip created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Veennullmip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Veennullmip, it will turn you into a hamster.

Veennullmip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Veennullmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Never pour water over plants.