Veennullmip is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, tiresome
whale.
Veennullmip created Africa five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Veennullmip, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Veennullmip, it will turn you into a hamster.
Veennullmip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Veennullmip's Holy Commandments1. Never write about stars.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never think about nebulae.
4. Always help sick cats.
5. Never pour water over plants.