Lipzencap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, passionate penguin.

Lipzencap created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipzencap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipzencap, he will send you a sign.

Lipzencap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lipzencap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of aubergines to snakes while wearing brown stockings.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Lipzencap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your back.