Jintitbug is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, moody duck.

Jintitbug created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jintitbug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jintitbug, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jintitbug's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jintitbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the east.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Always stare at clouds.