Sat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent rhinoceros.

Sat created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sat, it will send you a sign.

Sat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sat four times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed figs to sheep while wearing fawn kilts.