Ingtomgil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish crow.

Ingtomgil created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtomgil, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ingtomgil, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ingtomgil's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ingtomgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to swans while wearing white tights.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.