Zakcitzag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omniscient wasp.

Zakcitzag created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakcitzag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zakcitzag, she will be very unhappy.

Zakcitzag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zakcitzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near turtles while wearing violet shirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never mention mice.
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