Nabnuljig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive zebra.

Nabnuljig created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabnuljig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabnuljig, it will remove you from existence.

Nabnuljig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nabnuljig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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