Muttarsan Fudsaslapjoparfnulquatfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring snake.

Muttarsan Fudsaslapjoparfnulquatfeb created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Muttarsan Fudsaslapjoparfnulquatfeb, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Muttarsan Fudsaslapjoparfnulquatfeb, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Muttarsan Fudsaslapjoparfnulquatfeb's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Muttarsan Fudsaslapjoparfnulquatfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near snakes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Always stare at clouds.