Nigfadvil is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered centipede.

Nigfadvil created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nigfadvil, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nigfadvil, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nigfadvil's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nigfadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Nigfadvil first in all things.