Ranbitced is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, passionate lion.

Ranbitced created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbitced, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ranbitced, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ranbitced's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ranbitced's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ranbitced.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.