Minvilbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless hyena.

Minvilbig created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Minvilbig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Minvilbig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Minvilbig's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Minvilbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never feed cherries to swans while wearing coats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never pour water over plants.