Dabyakcep Vonknurflan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able wyrm.

Dabyakcep Vonknurflan created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabyakcep Vonknurflan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabyakcep Vonknurflan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dabyakcep Vonknurflan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dabyakcep Vonknurflan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Dabyakcep Vonknurflan loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. You must never eat bread.