Pogzakmip Bamstikhivtar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy chicken.

Pogzakmip Bamstikhivtar created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogzakmip Bamstikhivtar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pogzakmip Bamstikhivtar, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pogzakmip Bamstikhivtar's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pogzakmip Bamstikhivtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.