Kintigyak is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome
cat.
Kintigyak created water two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kintigyak, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Kintigyak, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Kintigyak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Kintigyak's Holy Commandments1. Never go into turquoise rooms.
2. Do not keep three tapirs in a large pit.
3. Do not wear mauve clothing.
4. Do not take Kintigyak's name in vain.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.