Figbutrut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, impressive tapir.

Figbutrut created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Figbutrut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Figbutrut, she will turn you into a dog.

Figbutrut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Figbutrut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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