Bodflynull is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tiresome narwhal.

Bodflynull created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodflynull, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodflynull, it will not care.

Bodflynull's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bodflynull's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Put Bodflynull first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never paint your hands blue.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodflynull.