Gil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast frog.

Gil created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gil, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gil, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gil's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gil's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not take Gil's name in vain.