Cannurtbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing badger.

Cannurtbab created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cannurtbab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cannurtbab, he will laugh at you.

Cannurtbab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cannurtbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Cannurtbab loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Fast once a month.