Ingsakfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain scorpion.

Ingsakfoss created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingsakfoss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ingsakfoss, she will send you a sign.

Ingsakfoss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ingsakfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never think about dark energy near squirrels while wearing magenta shoes and balancing four silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must love Ingsakfoss.